To all drinkers of alcohol out there, well you know what I mean. Here are some Funny Alcohol Quotes and Beer Quotes stuff is just for you. Enjoy and drink moderately for this quotes:
undisturbed be the facts.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor,
and the forth for my enemies.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
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A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
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Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
